Dodd facing tough questions about his status as a white man
-Maybe she's trying to set some sort of record-
Britney Spears is back in rehab. I'm taking bets on how long it lasts this time. Does she even bother to pack a bag? (AP)
-Embarrassment for a sword nut and a rape porn fan-
39 year old Oconomowoc, WI resident James Van Iveren has been charged with criminal trespass while using a dangerous weapon, criminal damage to property while using a dangerous weapon and disorderly conduct while using a dangerous weapon for breaking into a neighbor's apartment with a cavalry sword after hearing what he thought was a woman being raped. Turns out what he heard was his neighbor's porn DVD. All the stories I've seen about this have been "Ha-ha, Van Iveren must be so embarrassed!" What about the neighbor who the nation now knows enjoys rape porn? Yeah, he must feel great. (AP)
-He should find a way to make it into a shake, like Pat Robertson-
The good news: Gambian President Yahya Jammeh has a cure for AIDS. The bad news: it's complete bullshit. He claims that an herbal paste, a bitter drink (both of unknown ingredients), and a couple of bananas will make AIDS patients right as rain. Oh, and you have to stop taking retrovirals. To sum up, Gambian President Yahya Jammeh is completely insane, homicidal, and at large. (AP)
-As long as we're asking racist questions about candidates...-
...Jay Dickman asks the burning question, "Is Chris Dodd White Enough?" (Morning News)
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