British intelligence asset
-It's the weapon of choice for scotch terrorists-
Police in the N. Ireland town of Ballymena found a tape dispenser left at a railway station. So they called in the bomb squad and blew it up. Seriously. A tape dispenser. Take that you stupid terrorists -- you're not going to have us quaking in terror and fearing every little... oh shit! An empty can of Mountain Dew! Run! (BBC)
-Because the Ministry of the Magic 8-Ball was otherwise occupied-
Tony Blair hired a psychic to find WMD in Iraq, declassified documents show. In his defense, it was pretty damned cheap -- 18,000 pounds. He was also hoping the psychic could 'remotely view' Bin Laden's HQ. You'd think the psychic would've been able to tell him how this would all turn out. Maybe he should've gotten a second opinion from a fortune cookie. (Think Progress)
-Headline says it all-
"Lawmaker Wants To Ban Fake Bull Testicles On Cars" (WJZ)
-Who'd have thought this could happen in N. Carolina?-
A Wake County, NC resident is offended that anti-muslim pamphlets were handed out in his daughter's High School classroom. A representative from the Kamil International Ministries Organization handed out pamphlets with titles like "Jesus not Muhammad" and "Don't Marry a Muslim Man," which told students that the muslim prophet was 'demon possessed' and a 'criminal.' Why, oh why, do they hate us? (FOX News (for extra KKKrazy fun, check out the half-pint minds spouting off on FOX's 'Speakout' page))
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