Last defense against irresponsibility?
-Now there's (almost) no excuse-
Swanky or Spanky brand underwear comes complete with a pocket for condoms. Thing is, you still have to remember to put them in there... (Stuff)
-Smells like teen antisemitism-
Students at a Virginia Beach, VA catholic school are in hot water after chanting, "We love Jesus!" during a basketball game. The problem? The opposing team came from a jewish school and Jesus wasn't actually playing at the time. The word "Jew" was also painted across a wall of the gym. Students will be put through sensitivity training, where they'll no doubt be told that it's wrong to be a bigoted ass publicly and to keep your antisemitic hatred to off-color jokes among your equally stupid friends. (AP)
-Because the war doesn't have really big tits-
FOX's John Gibson on CNN's Anderson Cooper and criticism that Gibson spends too much time on crap like Anna Nicole Smith: "Oh, 'There's a war on! There's a war on!' Maybe, just maybe, people are a little weary, Mr. Cooper, of your war coverage, and they'd like a little something else." Maybe, just maybe, you and you buddies at FOX helped get us into this damned war we're all so freakin' weary of, John. Now sit down and enjoy a nice bowl of STFU, while the grownups clean up your mess. (Think Progress)
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