It's an army that issues corkscrews
-- think the soldiers don't use them?
-Dateline: Liechtenstein -- the swiss invasion-
Switzerland had a pretty good record going there, having avoided war since 1847. That ended today when Switzerland accidentally invaded Liechtenstein. 170 infantry soldiers got lost on a training mission and made an incursion into it's tiny neighbor's territory. Despite the fact that Liechtenstein is smaller than Washington, D.C., Interior Ministry spokesman Markus Amman said no one noticed the swiss invaders. "It's not like they stormed over here with attack helicopters or something," he said. Liechtensteiners remain undaunted and refuse to surrender. (AP)
-It was educational, anyway-
St. Joseph, MO resident Lori Felzen had to have a little talk with her son. He was given a bookmark at school that listed a phone number for a HIV/AIDS education line. The number, once owned by Teens Teaching AIDS Prevention, has been taken over by a phone sex business since the bookmarks were printed. If you think about it, phone sex is safe sex. (AllHeadlineNews)
-Really bad at his job-
A Bethlehem, PA middle school principal has been arrested for selling meth out of his office. Wait, there's more. "When police went into Nitschmann Middle School Tuesday to arrest Principal John Acerra for allegedly selling crystal methamphetamine, sources said they found him naked while sitting at his desk watching gay pornography." It could be worse, I suppose, but I'd rather not try to imagine how... (The Morning Call)
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