Probably shouldn't go to Serbia
-SCOOP!-
This appeared on Wikipedia's entry for Scooter Libby today:
MY NAME IS BUBBA WILLIAMS I AM AN INMATE IN SAN QUENTIN. IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT I WILL BE SHARING A CELL WITH SCOOTER LIBBY IN THE NEAR FUTURE AND I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE AN OFFER TO THE AMERICAN PUBLIC. IF 20,000,000 MILLION DOLLARS AND THREE CIGGARETTES ARE WIRED TO FIRST BANK OF AMERICA ACCOUNT #303093 I WILL MAKE SURE SCOOTER STAYS SAFE THROUGHOUT HIS STAY AT SAN QUENTIN. IF MY DEMANDS ARE NOT MET I WILL OPEN HIS ASS UP.
IT WILL BE VERY PRETTY.
YOURS TRULY,
BUBBA "BIG BUCK" WILLIAMS
That's 20 million million dollars, whatever that is when it's a real number. I say we don't pay.
Another edit stating that Libby 'pooped his pants' hours after being indicted is probably true, but unverifiable. (Boing Boing)
-Better safe than sorry-
"Serbian vampire hunters have acted to prevent the very remote possibility that former dictator Slobodan Milosevic might stage a come-back - by driving a three-foot stake through his heart." All I can say is that I hope it works. (Register)
-'Intelligent' doesn't describe Ann Coulter-
The Lancaster (PA) New Era, on why the newspaper is dropping Ann Coulter's column: "Lancaster County residents of whatever political view -- conservative, moderate, or liberal -- deserve intelligent discussion of issues. Ann Coulter no longer provides that." Did she ever?
And where are those serbian vampire hunters when you really need them? (Editor & Publisher)
-2.5 hours-
That's how long it took for the right wing National Review to put up an editorial titled "Pardon Libby." You'd think they would've had that cannon loaded and ready to fire. (Think Progress)
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