Pictured l. to r.: Sanford, Gov. of SC; son Lamont, noted dummy
-Headline of the day-
"I've been unfaithful to my wife, Sanford admits."
Remember S. Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford? He's the guy who whose unexplained absence for days on end was a big mystery until it turned out that he was hiking the Appalachian Trail with his junk hanging out. The Appalachian Trail must be freakin' amazing, because Sanford now says he wound up in Argentina where he had an affair with one of the steak-eating beauties they've got down there.
"I've been unfaithful to my wife," Mark said at a press conference. "I developed a relationship with... a dear, dear friend from Argentina. It began very innocently, as I suspect these things do. In the last year, it developed into something much more than that."
"I spent the last five days of my life crying in Argentina," he said, explaining that he'd broken off the affair. He's also resigned -- from his position as chair of the Republican Governors' Association, which no one gives a damn about anyway. He's keeping his day job though.
And Sanford '12? Yeah, that's over. (Raw Story)
A few reactions to Sanford's affair:
Obama takes his girls out for custard on Father's Day; Sanford ditches his kids to scream "Who's your daddy?" with mistress
Push for Gay Marriage has already cost marriages of Sanford & Ensign. Stop the insanity
I'm just waiting for Mark Sanford to show up with a backwards "B" scratched onto his cheek.
Breaking News: Sanford said to have bought red sports car, visited Hair Club for Men and obtained prescription for Viagra
GOP Gov Sanford admits that the Appalachian Trail isn't in Argentina. Said his wife knew
Gov. Sanford: "marriage should only be between a man, a woman, and another woman from Argentina."
And my favorite:
This is the big one! I'm comin' 'Lizbeth! (Twitter Search)
-He also resigned from the GOP-
At least, if you check FOX News:
He's a Democrat now and that's why he had an affair -- they're all weirdos, like Clinton.
FOX News: They report, you get confused. (Daily Kos)