Godless Marxism in Our Schools!

In a major slip, the White House has released the text of the address he'll give to schools tomorrow. It's pure godless communism.

Now I’ve given a lot of speeches about education. And I’ve talked a lot about responsibility.

I’ve talked about your teachers’ responsibility for inspiring you, and pushing you to learn.

I’ve talked about your parents’ responsibility for making sure you stay on track, and get your homework done, and don’t spend every waking hour in front of the TV or with that Xbox.

Stay away from the TV? Ha! He want's kids to stay away from Glenn Beck! Other commie ideas include washing your hands so you don't spread the flu, getting up when your mom tells you to, setting goals for yourself, and "Every single one of you has something to offer. And you have a responsibility to yourself to discover what that is."

Marxism!

There's more. Read it through. Seriously though, if you were one of those who thought this was going to be an "indoctrination," you're a gullible ass. If you do read it through and still think it's the purest evil, you're an idiot. That's not an opinion, that's a provable fact. This isn't going to turn anyone into some sort of "Hitler youth," you astoundingly stupid, stupid jerk.

Maybe it's time that the right quit panicking over everything. Maybe it's time to be an adult and not piss yourself in fear every time Obama takes a breath. Maybe it's time that you guys stopped being complete jackasses. Maybe it's time to hold the morons you're listening to to the same scrutiny and skepticism that you hold Democrats to. What's their track record here? What have they predicted that has come true? Why the fuck are you guys listening to people who are always wrong?

No, really; what the hell is wrong with you?