Washington is spending way too much of your money on crazy things like keeping you healthy and keeping our economy afloat. After years of spending money hand over fist, without any thought to where that money was going to come from, Republicans have suddenly woken up to the idea that deficits are bad. That'd be news to former Vice President Dick Cheney, who famously told former Treasury Secretary Paul O'Neill, "You know, Paul, Reagan proved deficits don't matter. We won the midterms. This is our due." For his weird fetishism over the deficit, O'Neill was fired a month later -- by Cheney.
But there is no more zealous believer than the convert. Dick, George, and their free-spending White House crew are gone, so it's time to tighten the belt to pay for all the money that Dick, George, and their free-spending White House crew threw down the rathole. Luckily for America, House Republicans have an awesome idea on how to whittle that deficit down to nothing in no time:
But there is no more zealous believer than the convert. Dick, George, and their free-spending White House crew are gone, so it's time to tighten the belt to pay for all the money that Dick, George, and their free-spending White House crew threw down the rathole. Luckily for America, House Republicans have an awesome idea on how to whittle that deficit down to nothing in no time:
