Rick Perry's "Texas Miracle" is made out of government jobs, making him a commie.
Perry also believes that climate science is a grand conspiracy.
Howard Dean predicts that Bushies will take down Perry.
Obama's job rating on the economy hits a new low. Remember everything I've ever written on the overblown value of compromise and centrism when you think about that. Meanwhile, the Obama campaigners decide it's a good time to attack Paul Krugman and engage in a little hippy-punching.
The Congressional Black Caucus doesn't think much of the president either.
A former TeaPartier spills the beans on what the 'baggers are all about. Long story short, they're the Christian taliban.
Michele Bachmann is palling around with -- and signing paychecks to -- a terrorist.
In other Bachmann news, she promises to drop gas prices below two bucks if elected. Her detailed plan for doing this? There isn't one.
Romney leads in New Hampshire, with Perry a distant second, Ron Paul third, and Michele Bachmann fourth. Everyone else? Yesterday's news.
Finally, who's President Obama's opponent of choice? Looks like it's Rick Perry.
