The homophobic National Organization for Marriage warns against actually knowing any gay people. If you know gay people, you might think they deserve rights and then all hell breaks loose.
Rick Santorum answers the complete lack of enthusiasm for Rick Santorum by leaving the door open for another presidential run.
In response to a nightmarish Bangladeshi replay of the Triangle Shirtwaist fire, Fox News hits an unforgivable new low. These people are garbage.
Walmart makes an appearance in the aforementioned Bangladeshi tragedy.
Also in Fox's alternative reality: the "War on Men".
Still more from down the Fox News rabbit hole: THE UN IS GOING TO TAKE AWAY YOUR INTERNETS! You've got to wonder why their audience never notices this horseshit never actually pans out. Some people want to be fooled, I guess.
And speaking of media and chumps; media chumps get punked by a fake Google press release.
Climate talks in Qatar aim to help poor nations fight global warming.
America to Washington: "Soak the rich!"
At this points, it's just a reminder and a public service announcement, but Mitch McConnell is a liar. And while we're on the subject, can we stop calling them "whoppers" or "fibs?" These are adults we're talking about, not delightfully naughty children. These are lies. They are liars. Yes, it upsets people to be called liars. And that's the whole freakin' point.
Surprising no one, Chris Christie will run for another term as Governor of New Jersey. After throwing Romney under the bus, Christie's approvals are now 77% -- so he'd be a fool not to.
Finally, Thom Hartmann and his producer Sam Sacks make an excellent analogy; i.e., Black Friday = The Hunger Games. Really a great -- if disturbing -- point.
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