Raw Story: Police in Phoenix are searching for a man who is accused of vomiting on a dog and then shooting the owner and two children.Police are looking for a 6’1" black male with dreadlocks — presumably to give him some sort of award for taking down this terrorist ring or communist cell or whatever. They can’t be looking to charge him with anything, because we know that irresponsible gun owners are as rare as albino tigers — just ask any gun lobbyist. Besides, we all know that guns prevent crime. So it would really be ridiculous to assume that Deadeye Dick here is some sort of criminal himself.
KTVK reported that a 41-year-old man was walking his dog in the courtyard at the Casa Mia Apartments at around 10 p.m. on Tuesday when a 22-year-old man on the second floor balcony vomited on his dog. After the two men argued, the 41-year-old man attempted to retreat into his apartment. But just as he reached the door, the suspect opened fire, hitting the victim in the torso multiple times.
The victim’s 14-year-old daughter and a 9-year-old boy who was visiting were also wounded by gunfire.
The father was in critical condition, but both the 14-year-old girl and the 9-year-old boy were expected to recover.
No word on why it was necessary for the protection of the nation to puke on these tyrants’ dog, but I’m sure this fine patriot will explain that when — and if — he ever comes forward to accept the thanks of a grateful nation.
