Donald Rumsfeld Steals Xmas

Looks like Rummie's joined the 'war on Christmas.' If he does as good a job as he did in Iraq, Christmas is secure. But the little baby Jesus has lost the opening battle.

Raw Story:

Concern that soldiers and Pentagon civilians might appear to be celebrating outgoing Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld's last day has caused the date of a Pentagon Christmas party to be changed, according to an item in today's Washington Post.

A segment of Al Kamen's "Inside the Loop" column reports that the offices supporting the Joint Chiefs of Staff in the Pentagon planned to celebrate the holiday season next Friday, December 15th. But an order came down from the office of General Peter Pace, the chairman of the Joint Chiefs, to change the date of the party.

According to Kamen, someone in Pace's office "had fretted that it might look as if all the hootin' and hollerin' that would be spilling out into the hallways was in celebration of Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld's departure that same day."

Who knew Rumsfeld was so sensitive? Clearly, this is just a cover for Rummie's secular progress anti-Christmas agenda.

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