Not hot enough for Vegas
-Porn on demand-
I never got the attraction of porn on a cellphone -- c'mon, it's a tiny little screen -- but canadian cell company Telus is going to start offering porn downloads to its customers. "There is a segment of the population that is interested in that content," a Telus spokesperson said. You'll be able to tell who uses the service by the massive squint lines around their eyes. (Canada.com)
-Judicial recursion-
In overturning a lower courts decision on a case involving damages claimed from a vaccination, the United States Court of Federal Claims cited the judge's reliance on information from Wikipedia. "Oddly, to cite the 'pervasive, and for our purposes, disturbing series of disclaimers' concerning the site’s accuracy, the same Court of Federal Claims relied on an article called 'Researching With Wikipedia' found — where else? — on Wikipedia." (NY Times)
-Hot waitresses no big deal in Vegas-
A casino opened by Hooters in Las Vegas isn't doing as well as the chain might've hoped. "Naysayers had predicted the chain's sexpot image would turn off female slot players critical for business as well as Las Vegas' new wave of wealthier tourists and business travelers - a casino's most profitable customers." You'd think the buffalo wings would make a difference... (Scripps)
-What about 'recliner test pilot'?-
It's no surprise that 84% of americans say they don't have their dream job. But when you look at the dream jobs, it's even less surprising: firefighter - 22%, princess - 17%, professional dancer - 16%. Cowboy and President are tied, at 14%. Apparently, Ronald Reagan had life dicked. (Internet Broadcasting)
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