Too perfect for the White House
-Wouldn't that be really easy to fix?-
A 77-slide PowerPoint presentation leaked to the press shows GOP presidential hopeful Mitt Romney prepared for criticism. He knows that he's being called 'Flip-Flop Mitt' and (does this even make sense?) 'Slick Dancing Mitt.' But among his problems is one that didn't immediately jump out at me -- his hair's 'too perfect.' You know, you can get rid of that republican helmet-hair look by cutting down to two haircuts a day. (Boston Globe)
-Wait a second, is that actually illegal?-
I have no idea where the hell this is. Court TV needs to do a better job here. Anyhoo, some woman in someplace called 'Rogersville' in the damned wide world was arrested for riding a stationary bike in a gym while intoxicated. "When arresting officer James Hammonds arrived, he saw [Rhonda Sue] Solomon, 43, riding the bicycle. She 'was very uncooperative and had an odor of alcohol about her,' Hammonds said." She's being held who the hell knows where on what the fuck charges. Trust Court TV, this is like news or something -- you don't need to know any details. Lazy news coverage doesn't get any lazier. (Court TV)
-There's some 'watch dog' joke here-
Clifton, NJ (see how that works, CTV?) is expected to debate an ordinance on how long dogs will be allowed to bark. The proposed limit is "more than 30 minutes on two consecutive days." No word on how often humans will be allowed to repeat, "You know what I mean?" before you're allowed to put them down. (AP)
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