John McCain's foreign policy proposal
-Witness, my ass-
Mark Twain once wrote, "The law is an ass." But I don't think he ever considered the possibility that an ass could be a witness. "The first witness in a lawsuit Wednesday between two neighbors was Buddy the donkey, who walked to the bench and stared at the jury, the picture of a gentle, well-mannered creature and not the loud, aggressive animal he had been accused of being," AP reports. Neighbors had complained about 'donkey noise' and manure piles in the suit. The defense may be able to prove that Buddy's quiet, but I can guarantee they'll never be able to prove he doesn't generate manure... (AP)
-Once again, John McCain is nuts-
Asked when he thought the US military would 'send an air mail message to Tehran,' Sen. John McCain decided to answer in song. "McCain began his answer by changing the words to a popular Beach Boys song," the Georgetown Times reports.
"'Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran,' he sang to the tune of Barbara Ann," the paper notes. Raw Story has the video, if you want to check it out. I thought I'd spare you. (Raw Story)
-Bush's most embarrassing photos-
When you're a total screw up and cameras follow you everywhere, hilarity will ensue. The Daily Background collected what they consider the 15 most embarrassing photos and, yeah, 'mission accomplished' is in there. But this one's my fave...
Collect all 15 and impress your friends. (Daily Background (via Reddit))
