"Yee-haw!! We gonna die!"
-Remember when...-
..all the pundits got it wrong? Revisit the heady early days of the Iraq war, when insane optimism was the norm and the bullshit flew fast and furious, courtesy of Tom Tomorrow. Here's a sample (click image for more):
The really sad thing is that all of these idiots still have jobs predicting the political future. Well, except one -- he's working for the White House... Collect them all! (Huffington Post)
-I can move after all...-
"A report that thousands of Japanese residents had been 'fleeced' into buying neatly-groomed lambs they thought were poodles was a hoax, an investigation has revealed." Turns out the whole thing was bad reporting -- a japanese actress said she'd heard an urban legend about people buying sheep, while the report said that she'd bought a sheep. On the bright side, those amazingly low cut japanese pants I reported on yesterday remain undebunked. (The Denver Channel)
-I'm holding out for the Batmobile-
Former Dukes of Hazzard star John Schneider is selling show's Dodge Charger -- the 'General Lee' -- to fund a a sequel to Hot Pursuit, a movie no one has ever heard of. I'm sure the sequel will do well. Bright orange, with a confederate flag painted on the roof, the car isn't much of a looker. Schneider bought the car after the TV series ended. Although, seeing how often the car was shown flying through the air, you kind of hope there was more than just the one -- otherwise, this would be one beat-to-hell Dodge Charger. (PR-Insider)
