Small town life is more like My Name is Earl
than The Andy Griffith Show...
-The Bush position on climate change-
Warning: It's not pretty...
Click to view (Flash)
And that about sums up that. (The Guardian)
-Paris back in jail-
I think she got Britney Spears's rehab schedule by mistake. (Telegraph)
-Small town, heartland values-
According to the report, the MO town of Brooklyn's only businesses are "four strip clubs, a massage parlor and an adult bookstore." They also have 11 churches -- go figure. My vacation plans are now complete... (St. Louis Post-Dispatch)
-Call it the 'Crowbar Hotel makeover'-
Inmates at the Charlotte County Jail in Florida have makeup tips for Paris Hilton. "Female inmates at the Charlotte Jail aren't allowed to bring in or wear makeup, so they improvise. They use things such as: Skittles candy, Crystal Light and instant coffee to look pretty," the report tells us, "They call it 'fake-up.'"
You want to stay away from the Red Hots and Hot Tamales. This should be obvious, but with some people, you never know... (Charlotte Sun-Herald)
