The choice of naked drivers across the nation
-The ugly american-
Here's what happens when Dick Cheney lets George W. Bush dress himself:
Horrifyingly, not only is he wearing crocs with black socks, but the socks also have the Presidential Seal:
Jenna's and Barb's dad on vacation, folks. As embarrassing as anyone's dad on vacation. (The Rachel Maddow Show)
-Behold!-
Followers of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, rejoice! A Holy Apparition appears in the clouds.
May you be touched by His Noodley Appendage... (NASA, via reddit)
-Headline of the day (perhaps the year)-
"Multi-penised, six-legged, two-anused piglet given silly name." The name -- Octopig. (Metro)
-The most popular woman in her neighborhood-
Joyce Ann Herbert of Culpeper, VA was charged with charged with not wearing a seatbelt, among other things, after driving a U-Haul truck into a bedroom while naked. She told police she was in a hurry to get home by way of explaining the accident, but offered no explaination for her nudity. She was also charged with indecent exposure, driving with a suspended license, and driving without liability insurance. Apparently, the 'Oops! I forgot my clothes!' thing is something she does often. According to the report, "[P]olice officers had gone to Herbert's home to interview her on another occasion and she came to the door without clothes." Ten bucks says those binoculars every man in the neighborhood has by the window aren't for bird watching. (Free Lance-Star)
