The Democratic Party's seizure-ray pistol
-The best reddit headline I've seen in a long time-
The headline as it appears on FOX News' site; "Arkansas Couple Has 17th Child, Still Want More." The headline as it appeared on reddit; " The Vagina is Not a Clown Car." There's really nothing to add... (FOX, via reddit)
-Travels with Smarty-
A Mark Fiore cartoon:
All we are saying, is give bombs a chance...
(MarkFiore.com)
-A professional paranoiac-
Right wing radio lunatic Michael Savage once again proves he's the Mayor of Crazytown. Reacting to the news that Chief Justice John Roberts had suffered a seizure, he told his audience, "Am I to believe that there's no connection between Charles Schumer on Friday saying that he would never appoint, or never, excuse me, approve another Bush appointment to the court, to any court? And then the chief justice suffers a so-called seizure two days later? You're telling me there's no possibility of a conspiracy by the Democrats to have caused this seizure in some manner? Tell me that it's not possible. Tell me that the stakes are not so high that the liberals -- who've finally lost the court after 50 years -- that they would stop short of anything like this. Tell me it's not possible, and I'll tell you you're a liar."
Tell you that the dems didn't fire up their seizure-ray and give Judge John a good blast? Is that what you want to know? Yeah, that's not possible and I'm not a liar. You, on the other hand, are one donut short of a dozen. It's not like Roberts is dead or anything, he's still the Chief Justice. As conspiracies to take over the Supreme Court go, this one sounds like a really stupid plan. Or a really stupid conspiracy theory. (Media Matters)
