Nancy Pelosi and Diane Feinstein visit disaster on the wicked with Pelosi's weather machine
-Quote of the day-
"I was just forced to watch an MSNBC segment on going green by shopping at farmers markets. We need FOX back, stat." -- an unnamed GOP staffer on Capital Hill.
Apparently, FOX News was offline at the Capitol for a bit. A FOX engineer explained that "there was a technical glitch as the network shifted its feeds from analog to digital."
Unfortunately, this explanation came after the perpetually paranoid GOPers cooked up a conspiracy theory. "I sense Pelosi's behind this," one staffer told the congressional newspaper Roll Call. The phrase, "Not everything's about you," doesn't translate well to Republican, I guess. No wonder these guys think Iran has a death ray -- they're probably convinced that Ahmadinejad's behind the warm Fanta in the lunchroom soda machine.
Seriously, if Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi wanted to screw with GOP staffers, she'd just fire up her weather machine. (Raw Story)
-Bonus QotD-
"There are a lot of Americans (who say), 'Why didn't you go get [Saddam]?' Well, I'm confident that losing men and women as a result of sniper fire inside of Baghdad would have turned the tide of public opinion very quickly." -- George H.W. Bush, 1997.
Proof positive that Dubya never talks to his dad anymore. (Editor and Publisher)
-[Fake] headline of the day-
"Iran possess trillions of potentially dangerous atoms." Don't say you weren't warned. (The Onion)
