Pictured left to right: Hot Chick, Douchebag, Hot Chick
-It's not really news, but who cares?-
There are some URLs that need no explanation -- they spell out exactly where they lead. SweetJesusIHateBillOReilly.com and BushSucks.com come to mind. Now add HotChicksWithDouchebags.com.
No, it's not some weird-assed fetish site. It's photos of hot chicks with guys who look like total wastes of oxygen. Fashion victims, trust fund babies, and others with an unearned sense of entitlement get exactly what they deserve here -- ridicule. Emptyheaded guys and the emptyheaded girls who love them, folks. Always good for a laugh. (HotChicksWithDouchebags.com)
-Headline of the day-
"Huckabee: Amend Constitution to be in 'God's standards'."
Maybe Mike Huckabee thinks his religious nutjob bona fides aren't solid enough. At an event in Michigan monday, Mikey said, "I have opponents in this race who do not want to change the Constitution. But I believe it's a lot easier to change the Constitution than it would be to change the word of the living god. And that's what we need to do -- to amend the Constitution so it's in God's standards rather than try to change God's standards so it lines up with some contemporary view."
Huckabee was a little light on the specifics, though. Amend it how? I hope he's not going with stuff about criminal justice, where the Bible reads like Sharia law. "But if this charge is true [that a woman wasn't a virgin on her wedding night], and evidence of the girl's virginity is not found, they shall bring the girl to the entrance of her father's house and there her townsman shall stone her to death, because she committed a crime against Israel by her unchasteness in her father's house," reads Deuteronomy 22:20-21. "Thus shall you purge the evil from your midst."
I say we leave the Constitution the way it is, thanks. (Raw Story)
-[Contradictory] headline of the day-
"Folksy Huckabee Vows Leadership for All Americans."
Unless, of course, those Americans aren't Christian. Under Huckabee's biblically correct Constitution, we have to assume that unbelievers will be put to death. (FOX News)
