Obama shown hating a black baby
-Today's crazy-assed conspiracy theory brought to you by...-
...Clenard Childress Jr. of Black Genocide.org. Just to clear things up, since the organization's title isn't exactly explicit in that regard, BG is against black genocide. Since this is a right wing nutjob project, these little distinctions aren't always so obvious.
The problem here is that Clenard is opposed to a black genocide that isn't actually happening. But that doesn't stop him from calling Barack Obama a shill for the man.
"No other ethnic group in the United States has been decimated more by abortion than the Afro-American community," Clenard says. "The war being waged upon innocent captives in the womb is led by Planned Parenthood. The strategy? Convince the targeted community to accept their eugenic racist plan by selecting one from their ethnicity to promote it." That's right, Obama's a self-hating racist who wants to eliminate blacks through abortion. Seems to me there are easier ways to wipe out a people.
The problem? According to the US Census, "during the July 1, 2005, to July 1, 2006, period... The nation’s black population surpassed 40 million."
If Planned Parenthood and Obama are genocidal, they really suck at it. (Right Wing Watch)
-In related news-
Turns out that Barack Obama's secretly a Christian. No, seriously.
All those emails? Total bullshit. Who knew?
Someone tell Hillary. (Christianity Today)
-Nifty-
Just in time for St. Pattie's, an Australian brewer has announced it will be launching a "green" beer.
Don't worry, we're not talking the traditional crap lager with green food coloring in it -- save that for the morons in the stupid party hats -- we're talking zero carbon-footprint beer. According to the report, "All the greenhouse gases produced through the life of a Cascade Green, from the picking of the hops to the empty bottle landing in the recycling bin, have been offset, the company said."
Bonus: "Cascade Green's marketing manager Ben Summons said all of the carbon offset costs of the new beer will be absorbed by the company and will not be passed on to consumers." I'll drink to that.
So go out, get hammered, and save the damned planet. Do it now, your children and grandchildren will thank you. (Agence France-Presse)
