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Friday, May 23, 2008

The Stuff I Didn't Get To -- 5/23/08

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She's determined


-Headline of the day-
"Hillary cites RFK assassination in explaining why she's still in race."

That's right, Hillary Clinton thinks Obama's going to be shot -- or something. She wasn't really all that clear on the point. "We all remember Bobby Kennedy was assassinated in June in California," she told a South Dakota newspaper. Apparently, her reasoning didn't go any farther than that.

When your best hope of getting the nomination is for your rival to be assassinated, you're pretty much admitting that you have no real chance at it.

Watch your Back, Barack. (Politico, via reddit)

-Quasi-marriage-
Right-wing Ralphie (who ironically appears to be a fairy) explains what's wrong with same sex marriage, courtesy of Mark Fiore:

YOU MAY BE GAY!!
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See, now that's it's legal for people to marry into the same gender, the California Supreme Court might've turned you gay.

Bastards... (MarkFiore.com)

-I guess he wasn't a friend-
Another story from the heart of my media empire -- Madison, Wisconsin. An unnamed 25 year-old man was pistol-whipped at an east side bar by to men. He told police the men threatened two kill him. According to the report, "He apparently had been beaten inside the bar, but no one from the bar called for police and the victim was reluctant to give details of the assault."

The name of the bar? A Place for Friends tavern. I guess what they mean is either be a friend of the bar patrons or bring some friends of your own.

Either way, I ain't goin'. (The Capital Times)

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