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Tuesday, June 17, 2008

The Stuff I Didn't Get To -- 6/17/08

McCain freaking out
You know, he kind of looks like a baby...


-Don't piss off moms-
Because they'll mess you up, I swear. And it's the fierce mommy block that labor union AFSCME and online lefty group MoveOn.org are sicking on John McCain in a new ad.



"Hi John McCain,” says a mom holding a little American. “This is Alex. And he’s my first. So far his talents include trying any new food and chasing after our dog. That, and making my heart pound every time I look at him. And so, John McCain, when you say you would stay in Iraq for 100 years, were you counting on Alex? Because if you were, you can’t have him.”

And that's pretty much the whole thing. To be fair, I don't think John McCain's ever said he'd send actual babies to Iraq -- well, other than the grown up babies...

Oh, now I get it... (Raw Story)

-Headline of the day-
"Matthews rumored as leading Russert replacement."

Dear God, no... (Think Progress)

-Them durn good ol' boys!-
The Texas Republican Party's living up to its reputation as home to insane racists. According to the report, "A booth at this weekend’s Texas Republican convention sold buttons asking, 'If Obama Is President…Will We Still Call It The White House?'"

See, 'cause Obama's not white. It's like a joke or something. These are the idiots who gave us George W. Bush, so I suppose I should be less surprised.

The same vendor is also selling buttons that read, "Life’s a bitch, don’t vote for one," in reference to Hillary Clinton. Someone tell these morons that all the voting for Clinton is done with. (Think Progress)

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