!Obama's remote cortex stimulator mind control device
-Barack Obama has a mind control ray-
It's the only explanation. Hot on the heels of news that the Bush administration is practicing Nazi appeasement comes the news that they also plan to "cut and run" from Iraq.
According to the report, "The United States and Iraq have agreed to a 'general time horizon' for further reductions of U.S. combat troops in Iraq, the White House said Friday, the first time the Bush administration has agreed to set any kind of timeline for U.S. troop withdrawals."
Has Bush become a defeatocrat surrender-monkey? That seems to be the case. Someone check and make sure that Michelle Obama isn't sitting in Condoleezza Rice's office.
While you're at it, see what the hell they've done with Dick Cheney. (McClatchy)
-Headline of the day-
"Oklahoma Pol Explains Gay Conspiracy Against Him in Campaign Comic Book."
Oklahoma County Commissioner Brent Rinehart explains how he stands against the homosexual menace -- and Satan and "pedaphiles" and activist judges and anal sodomy -- in just two panels that look like they were drawn on the back of a napkin:
Of course, the fact that Rinehart faces felony campaign finance charges is just a coincidence. I mean, it's not like right wing politicians in trouble tend to equate themselves with Jesus or anything.
Re-elect Brent Rinehart or the devil will eat our children. (Right Wing Watch)
-Bonus HotD-
"Mexico captures submarine loaded with drugs."
Just for clarification, it was the submarine that was loaded with drugs, not the Mexicans.
A navy plane spotted the 32-foot green submarine off the coast of Huatulco, a popular tourist destination. The sub was carrying cocaine. "The submarine traveled almost at the surface of the sea and when it came up we took advantage," said Capt. Benjamin Mar, a navy spokesman. Mexican special forces boarded the vessel and took its crew of four.
The sub is described as "a makeshift or modified vessel." Dude, if you can make your own submarine, you don't need to smuggle drugs -- just sell the damned submarine. (Reuters)
