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Friday, August 01, 2008

Griper Blade: Corporate Commies

This is how bad the economy is. Once again, Exxon sets the record for profit this quarter -- $11.7 billion. More than any company has ever earned in history. This is bad news for the oil giant, since they didn't do as well as predicted. So, despite making just giant wheelbarrows full of cash, Exxon closed 3% down on the news. Boy, talk about an undervalued stock -- no one's losing money here.

One reason that Exxon didn't do as well as expected is a decrease in production. And that's why we've got to drill, drill, drill. Got to pump up that production. We need oil... Dear Sweet Jesus, we need oil!

But that urgency isn't really reflected in oil companies' spending practices. While we're told that corporations like Exxon are desperate for oil, they sure as hell aren't acting like it.

Associated Press:

The companies insist they’re trying to find new oil that might help bring down gas prices, but the money they spend on exploration is nothing compared with what they spend on stock buybacks and dividends.

It’s good news for shareholders, including mutual funds and retirement plans for millions of Americans, but no help to drivers already making drastic cutbacks to offset the high cost of fuel.

The five biggest international oil companies plowed about 55 percent of the cash they made from their businesses into stock buybacks and dividends last year, up from 30 percent in 2000 and just 1 percent in 1993, according to Rice University’s James A. Baker III Institute for Public Policy.

The percentage they spend to find new deposits of fossil fuels has remained flat for years, in the mid-single digits.


It strikes me that spending less than 10% on oil exploration doesn't do a lot to increase production.

But that's OK. Oil companies don't need to find oil, they know where some is -- where they're not allowed to drill. The reason they can't find oil anywhere other than offshore and in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge is because they haven't actually been looking...

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