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Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Griper Blade: 'We're Getting Ready for the Biggest Culture War Battles Ever'

Last week, I wrote that Sarah Palin believes the election is "in God's hands." Despite this, I predicted that the right wouldn't sing the Hallelujah Chorus when the Almighty chooses Obama. Consistency isn't the strong point of the religious right. When what you want to happen happens, God has rewarded you. When what you don't want to happen happens, God is testing you. When disaster visits your opponents, it's the judgment of the Almighty. When disaster visits you, you're freakin' Job.

So, the religious right -- who had previously warned of doom for America if McCain was the GOP nominee -- are now great big fans of the Senator from Arizona. Given the adaptive nature of their beliefs, McCain (but mostly the super-Godly Sarah Palin) is now America's Great Hope. Woe be unto America if God's chosen be not elected.

The reliably lunatic Janet Folger (who had previously warned that Hillary Clinton would round up Christians and put them in re-education camps) tells us in a column at WorldNetDaily that "You cannot be a Christian and vote for Obama."

To all those who name the name of Christ who plan to willfully disobey Him by voting for Obama, take warning. Not only is our nation in grave danger, according to the Word of God, so are you... [T]his election is not about race. It's not about the economy. It's about obeying God.

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Be forewarned: If you willfully disobey God on life and marriage because of race or false hope for the economy, you will usher in the kind of change that brought the Soviet Union to collapse.


Wait, the Soviet Union collapsed because it finally stopped being Christian? You sure about that Janet? Because that seems like an insane misreading of history to me. But that's not the really crazy part. The crazy part is that if you vote for Obama, you're going to hell. Really, it's right there in the Bible.

"To those who call themselves by the name of Christ who ignore what God says about life and marriage, who and are clinging to a fantasy of economic gain, think again..." she says. "Then obey Him in the voting booth and out of it. If not, do us all a favor and quit calling yourself a Christian."...

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