Stupidest man in PA with his daughter
-Headline of the day-
"Holland Township family angry that supermarket won't personalize cake for their son."
How terrible! A three year-old boy in Pennsylvania won't get a personalized message on his birthday cake from the local ShopRite. Says the store, "We believe the request ... to inscribe a birthday wish to Adolf Hitler is inappropriate."
That's right, the aforementioned three year-old is Adolf Hitler Campbell, sibling to JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell. "ShopRite can't even make a cake for a 3-year-old," says Adolph's mother Deborah. "That's sad."
No, what's sad is naming your kid Adolf Hitler Campbell. Seriously, did you and fellow genius hubbie Heath think that you weren't maybe handicapping your kid by naming him after the most hated man in history? You really didn't see some sort of possible downside to that? Really? Is your next kid going to be named Stalin Dracula?
There you go then. Little Adolph learns a valuable lesson on his third birthday; his life is going to suck because mommy and daddy are such unbelievable fucking morons. If you ever needed evidence that this whole "master race" thing is horseshit, here ya go; Heath and Deborah Campbell of Holland Township, PA -- proud as hell of their white supremacy -- are about as sharp as a sack of wet feathers. (Express-Times)
-Hey Joe, you might want to look up 'prank' while your browsing the wiki-
WorldNetDaily founder Joseph Farah is freaked out about Wikipedia. So freaked out, he promises to launch a crusade to shut it down. According to Farah, the online encyclopedia is "not only a provider of inaccuracy and bias. It is a wholesale purveyor of lies and slander unlike any other the world has ever known." Sounds more like he's describing WorldNutDaily to me, there ya go.
The problem; some wikipedian edited Farah's entry to begin with "Joseph Francis Farah is an Evangelical Christian American journalist and noted homosexual of Lebanese and Syrian heritage." I guess he doesn't like people pointing out that he's an Arab or something. Noted homosexuals are touchy about stuff like that.
"I can't kill this beast alone," Farah said. "But with your help and the help of other people of goodwill and good conscience, we can defang this monstrosity."
Yeah, good luck with that Joe. I checked with Alexa and your site's the 2,291st most visited site on the internet. Wikipedia scores 8th.
Have fun with that windmill tilting, Joe. I understand that noted homosexuals really like that sort of thing. (PageOneQ)
-While we're on the subject-
Right Wing Watch gives us an example of "inaccuracy and bias" by a "wholesale purveyor of lies and slander unlike any other the world has ever known" -- namely, WorldNetDaily:
Veteran psychiatrist calls liberals mentally ill.
That's right, if you're a liberal, you're literally crazy. Bad news for a nation that just voted in Democratic majorities in both house of the legislature, with a dem White House at the top. Why, I'll bet Obama's not even really a secret Muslim terr'ist. He just thinks he is. Because he's goofy in the head with pathological liberalism.
Another fun WND headline; Soy is making kids 'gay'.
I'll bet that's what happened to noted homosexual Joseph Farah. (Right Wing Watch)
