Yeah, I'm talkin' to you, punk-ass
-Headline of the day-
"Obama chews GOP a new asshole."
Ok, that's not the real headline, it's just the headline I would've written -- which explains why no one's offering me a job writing headlines. The actual headline, if you're into the boring, is "Obama delivers fiery speech to Democrats on stimulus."
Mine's more descriptive. According to the report, "President Barack Obama has fired a biting campaign-style attack on Republicans and the former Bush administration, seeking to drive his 900 billion dollar stimulus plan through Congress."
In "searing attacks on Republicans," Obama reminded them of what exactly happened in November, saying that voter hadn't chosen "false theories of the past and they didn't vote for phony arguments and petty politics." On GOP complaints about deficit spending, the president set the record straight.
"I found this deficit when I showed up," Obama said. "I found this a national debt double wrapped in a big bow waiting for me as I stepped into the Oval Office." Sounds like the worst housewarming gift ever. Then again, I suppose it could've been worse. I'm surprised Dick Cheney didn't take a crap in all the desk drawers.
Remember that guy you voted for? I think he might be back. (Agence France-Presse, with video)
-Cartoon time with Mark Fiore-
Hey kids! We're flyin' high with Wall Street Executive Air!
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In the case of an economic crash, the taxpayer may be used as a flotation device. (MarkFiore,com)
-Bonus HotD-
"RNC scraps plans to develop a policy think tank."
It's probably the "think" part that scared them off, but it turns out that the Republican party has abandoned plans to build a "new, in-house think tank aimed at reviving the party’s policy heft." As originally envisioned, the group would've been called the Center for Republican Renewal, with a mission to create a policy-driven agenda, because the "Republican Party must not cede the policy field to the Democrats,"
As currently envisioned, it's called that crazy idea Mike Duncan had before he was voted out as RNC chair, with a mission to not actually exist. After all, who needs policy when you're a knee-jerk reactionary? Everything the Democrats do is wrong, so the Republican party practically steers itself -- whatever the dems want to do, the GOP is against it. What's to think about?
Besides, thinking about policy is for fancy-pants elitists. Real Americans think with their gut.
And Republican guts get indigestion from Democratic ideas. Check your brain at the door, pansy. Leave the thinking to the gays and the terr'ists and those hoity-toity sciencey types. Thought is for eggheads and ivory-tower intellectuals and and other anti-American groups.
No think thank for Republicans, thank you very much. They'll do just fine listening to their jerking knees. (Think Progress)
1 comments:
Great picture at the header.
I only see unflattering pictures of Obama lately. There seems to be a concerted effort in the TV media and internet to paint the 44th president in a negative light, using photos of him holding his head in an exhaustive manner or making a weird face talking to 4th graders. Especially since he ordered Gitmo closed, signed the Lilly Ledbetter act, and Stimulus debate began to "heat up." And by "heat up," I mean a 2-1 GOP pundit-Majority party pundit ratio because there's nothing like waking up to MSNBC Live this Saturday morning and seeing Joe 'pay no attention to the dead girl in my office' Scarborough, after a week of relentless snide commentary where history is in the eye of the beholder and fact is a matter of opinion every morning at 5am to.....hell.....well, this morning. On what should be his day off from stupid to pretend to love and nurture his children, he's up at the crack of the crow going on and on about [Paraphrase] "Obama was this guy who was supposed to bring the country and politics back to the center, turns out is just another Bush/Rove administration. You've got Bush/Rove here in the Obama administration(because Joe exclaims Keynes was a failed novelty economic model and corporate and capital gains cuts lead to prosperity). John McCain, Republican here, Republican here, Republican here (I think it was Newt of all people), are trying to pull Obama, the stimulus, and the country, to the center like Bill Clinton's administration under republican legislature. It appears Obama, with his attitude over this stimulus is just another Bush/Rove administration. (Joe wonders aloud)there's that saying that goes "don't let the lights of the big city blind you", well it looks as though Obama's let the lights blind all that bi-partisan talk during his campaign because this is nothing like the Bill Clinton administration and it's just Bush/Rove all over again.
So, it's refreshing to see a photo that looks like the guy who gave that bitch slap speech you linked to, and not the screwloose he's being painted as at a 2-1 media margin.
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