It's the end of the world
-Headline of the day-
"Same-sex couples line up as D.C. gay marriage law takes effect."
OhMyFreakin'GodWe'reAllGonnaDie! The Homosexual Menace officially takes control of our nations capital today as a law allowing same sex marriage takes effect. No marriages will take place today, as it takes three days to process the license application, but this is pretty much the point of no return. It's over.
And the Supreme Court? Turns out they're a bunch of gay-loving pansy liberals. The highest court has refused to save America from people marrying people that they happen to love.
I'd ask you to pray to whatever all-powerful, cosmic being you personally believe in, but not even Superman can save us now. (Washington Post)
-Speaking of freaking out...-
...the Republican Party has come up with their new fundraising campaign and it can best be summed up as "Shit your pants! Do it now!"
Politico got a hold of their new fundraising plan and, if you check out the memo, you'll see that I'm just barely exaggerating. One flowchart showing motivations for giving lists, "Fear. Extreme negative feelings toward this administration... Reactionary." What are you supposed to be so afraid of?
This:
Wish I could say I was surprised... (Politico)
-Bonus HotD-
"Palin: 'I joined Fox' because there's too much 'opinion interjected in hard news' in the mainstream media."
And I'm going to join the mafia, because there's too much organized crime in America. (Think Progress, with video)
