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Wednesday, August 18, 2010

THIS JUST IN: Karl Rove is a Fucking Idiot

Bill O'Reilly was wondering if maybe attacking Muslims 24/7 was a bad strategy for Republicans, so he went straight to the expert -- Karl Rove. Not surprisingly, Karl thought it was a great idea. The video's here. I can't get FOX's video embed to work. Probably because it sucks.

Anyway, he starts off by criticizing Barack Obama for dissing moderate Muslims somehow and then his argument devolves into this:

The vast majority of the American people believe there is freedom of religion in our Constitution and that right of freedom of expression would be best exercised by not building it here. Look, in that same first amendment there’s a right to freedom of speech. Who believes that skinheads should show up at a Black sorority convention and scream bigoted remarks? Who believes there’s a right of freedom of assembly. Who believes Neo-Nazis should show up at the B’nai B’rith hotel and have their meeting in the next meeting room? There are rights everyone has that we think it’d be prudent to not exercise them at certain times.


So Muslims are like Neo-Nazis. First off Karl, how did you not just lose moderate Muslims there? Unless your definition of "moderate" is "self-hating," you just beat every American Muslim stupid with the Godwin stick.

Two, Karl "Yay for war! Yay for torture! Yay for prison camps!" Rove doesn't get to compare anyone to a Nazi. Any neocon who accuses anyone else of fascism ought to be loaded up into a catapult and shot into the ocean. Then they ought to go fish him out and do it again.

Three, here's an American Muslim for you Karl (hint: he's the guy on the left).

Shaquille O'Neal towers over George W. Bush


Go tell Shaquille O'Neal to his face (or as close as your stubby little legs can bring you to it) that he's just like a Nazi. I'm pretty sure he'd treat you a lot better than you deserve.

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