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Veepee Joe Biden carries out his constitutional duty.
Washington Republican Hans Zeiger warns that the Girls Scouts are a bunch of baby-killing atheist lesbians, so buy lots and lots of cookies and join the radical lesbian paramilitary movement.
Glenn Beck sure has a thing for coincidental dates. First, he holds a rally at the Lincoln Memorial that's coincidentally on the anniversary of a famous speech made there, then he's raking in the big bucks with Sarah Palin on a date that's coincidentally the anniversary of the 9/11 attacks. If you were the cynical sort, you might believe that these weren't coincidental at all.
The need for bringing back strong organized labor illustrated: Mott's Applesauce makes $555 million in profits, which apparently isn't enough. Mott's CEO makes $6.5 million. The workers are offered $1.50 an hour pay cut to make the company more profitable than the $555 million they already make. The CEO's lavish salary will remain untouched. Does that suck? Yes, that sucks. So strike it is -- I'm stickin' to the union. Find out what you can do.
Republicans are running for reelection by opposing a Wall Street bailout Bush instituted and they voted for. Don't worry though, Wall Street knows this is phony -- just like you and I do -- and is handing Republicans big sacks of money.
Quran-burning lunatic Terry Jones loses his website, because violations of the host's terms of service include something along the lines of "being an total prick." Meanwhile, Afghan insurgents go low-tech about the whole thing. Interpol chimes in as well. UPDATE: Jones canceled the festivities.
I live in one of America's 20 strongest major metro areas, according the Brookings Institute. Not bad for a bunch radical leftist Satan worshipers, huh? Turns out all this liberal economic stuff actually works.
Finally, Sarah Palin is backing Delaware masturbation opponent Christine O'Donnell for Senate. It's a move that would seem to leave some of Sarah's most ardent supporters feeling a little uncomfortable.
Veepee Joe Biden carries out his constitutional duty.
Washington Republican Hans Zeiger warns that the Girls Scouts are a bunch of baby-killing atheist lesbians, so buy lots and lots of cookies and join the radical lesbian paramilitary movement.
Glenn Beck sure has a thing for coincidental dates. First, he holds a rally at the Lincoln Memorial that's coincidentally on the anniversary of a famous speech made there, then he's raking in the big bucks with Sarah Palin on a date that's coincidentally the anniversary of the 9/11 attacks. If you were the cynical sort, you might believe that these weren't coincidental at all.
The need for bringing back strong organized labor illustrated: Mott's Applesauce makes $555 million in profits, which apparently isn't enough. Mott's CEO makes $6.5 million. The workers are offered $1.50 an hour pay cut to make the company more profitable than the $555 million they already make. The CEO's lavish salary will remain untouched. Does that suck? Yes, that sucks. So strike it is -- I'm stickin' to the union. Find out what you can do.
Republicans are running for reelection by opposing a Wall Street bailout Bush instituted and they voted for. Don't worry though, Wall Street knows this is phony -- just like you and I do -- and is handing Republicans big sacks of money.
Quran-burning lunatic Terry Jones loses his website, because violations of the host's terms of service include something along the lines of "being an total prick." Meanwhile, Afghan insurgents go low-tech about the whole thing. Interpol chimes in as well. UPDATE: Jones canceled the festivities.
I live in one of America's 20 strongest major metro areas, according the Brookings Institute. Not bad for a bunch radical leftist Satan worshipers, huh? Turns out all this liberal economic stuff actually works.
Finally, Sarah Palin is backing Delaware masturbation opponent Christine O'Donnell for Senate. It's a move that would seem to leave some of Sarah's most ardent supporters feeling a little uncomfortable.
