My city has been rocked by Bongo Jesus' mindless act of violence. I'd ask you to pray for us, but I'm an atheist and it is Bongo Jesus, after all... So whaddya gonna do? No one can pull rank on him. No one other than Aqua Buddha -- and he's been busy. Anyway, here's the news...
Juan Cole highlights stories the media should've been following, instead of chasing Terry Jones around. Prepackaged cable news teaser: one of them involves a famously sexy celebrity lady... And there's video! Oooh, shiny!
Jon Stewart catches Sean Hannity pulling a Breitbart on an Obama speech.
We finally catch Bin Laden... No, not that one.
There's a high school in Missouri that does a really, really bad job of producing decent citizens. However, this doesn't explain these assholes. Or this one.
In related news: Newt Gingrich redefines "over the top" with a documentary warning that Muslims want to destroy the entire goddam world!! No, really. That's pretty much the gist of it. Bonus fun: he outdoes Rudy Giuliani in 9/11-humping at the same time. Score one for multitasking.
Ask, tell, knock yourself out. It's called "liberty."
John Cornyn Van Helsing warns that he has a wooden stake waiting for Dracula Murkowski. Note to dems: next time a Democrat pulls a Lieberman, this is one way to handle it.
Barack Obama gets all presidential again, which means the wingnuts are gonna go even crazier.
Finally, Gawker's Maureen O'Connor will pay Donald Trump to shut his big yap. It's the most constructive proposal I've heard all day.
Juan Cole highlights stories the media should've been following, instead of chasing Terry Jones around. Prepackaged cable news teaser: one of them involves a famously sexy celebrity lady... And there's video! Oooh, shiny!
Jon Stewart catches Sean Hannity pulling a Breitbart on an Obama speech.
We finally catch Bin Laden... No, not that one.
There's a high school in Missouri that does a really, really bad job of producing decent citizens. However, this doesn't explain these assholes. Or this one.
In related news: Newt Gingrich redefines "over the top" with a documentary warning that Muslims want to destroy the entire goddam world!! No, really. That's pretty much the gist of it. Bonus fun: he outdoes Rudy Giuliani in 9/11-humping at the same time. Score one for multitasking.
Ask, tell, knock yourself out. It's called "liberty."
John Cornyn Van Helsing warns that he has a wooden stake waiting for Dracula Murkowski. Note to dems: next time a Democrat pulls a Lieberman, this is one way to handle it.
Barack Obama gets all presidential again, which means the wingnuts are gonna go even crazier.
Finally, Gawker's Maureen O'Connor will pay Donald Trump to shut his big yap. It's the most constructive proposal I've heard all day.
