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Thursday, October 28, 2010

News Roundup for 10/28/10

Yakov Smirnov
Alaska US Senate candidate Joe Miller

-Headline of the Day-
"New Hays poll puts Miller in third."

Teabaggin' Joe Miller is finding his race for the senate to be a little more bumpy than he'd originally thought. A surprisingly strong write-in campaign by incumbent Lisa Murkowski has set him back a little bit, as has recently becoming scandal plagued. So a new Hays Research poll shows Democrat Scott McAdams in the lead, followed by Murkowski, with Miller coming in last.

Still, Jim Geraghty -- who some of you may know as that pundit guy on CNN who looks like a baby eagle -- isn't too worried. Writing at the National Review, he says that Hays has been wrong before, that they're ugly, and that their mom dresses them funny.

He's not taking any chances though. He makes sure to spell Murkowski's name "Lisxzqq Murkwrwfcvplski" and writes, "For all Alaskan readers, this is the legal spelling of the incumbent senator's name and should be used for all write-in ballots."

Hahahaha! Voter suppression is funny... (Anchorage Daily News)

-Cartoon time with Mark Fiore-
Hey kids, litte Suzie Newsykins is back and she wants to tell us about her Halloween costume -- she's going to be a candidate of rage!

Click for animation

I've gotta say, I don't really approve of Suzie Newsykins... (

-Bonus HotD-
"I Had a One-Night Stand With Christine O'Donnell."

Long story short, drunk chicks can be fun. (Gawker)

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