Meet the 36 million-year-old giant Peruvian penguin. Note to Creationists: no one would ever make something like that up. Now here's the news...
Farewell, Rahm Emanuel. Hello, Pete Rouse. Who the hell is Pete Rouse? I thought you might ask. Adam Serwer doesn't see a big change ahead for the post-Rahm White House. So there's that.
Things House Republicans don't think are all that important: education, cancer research, police and firefighters. GOP plans would cut $100 billion from these. Tax cuts for bazillionaires are still the most important thing ever, though.
Is that a dildo on your microphone or are you just glad to see us? It's not just US politicians who are clueless, it seems.
CNN's Rick Sanchez hates on Jon Stewart, channels Henry Ford.
There will be a big labor rally in DC this weekend. Estimates -- which could be optimistic -- have somewhere in the neighborhood of 175,000 people showing up. For the record, that's about double what Beck's rally turned out. So the big question is, if the numbers dwarf the teabaggers, will the media give a crap?
Punditry holds an "Ideas Festival." The result: are you kidding? No ideas.
Only Communists eat their vegetables.
Finally, Joe the Plumber, the Eagle Forum, and Tea Party activists come out in defense of inhumane treatment of dogs in puppy mills in Missouri. You heard that right: anti-puppy patriots. They're all against a referendum that would shut down abusive puppy mills in Missouri, which has the second worst conditions in the nation. "This radical animal rights organization is using the referendum process to slowly, systematically eliminate food production in the United States," says Samuel "Joe the Plumber" Wurzelhoopy. What "radical animal rights organization" is Winklebacher talking about? The Humane Society of the United States.
Farewell, Rahm Emanuel. Hello, Pete Rouse. Who the hell is Pete Rouse? I thought you might ask. Adam Serwer doesn't see a big change ahead for the post-Rahm White House. So there's that.
Things House Republicans don't think are all that important: education, cancer research, police and firefighters. GOP plans would cut $100 billion from these. Tax cuts for bazillionaires are still the most important thing ever, though.
Is that a dildo on your microphone or are you just glad to see us? It's not just US politicians who are clueless, it seems.
CNN's Rick Sanchez hates on Jon Stewart, channels Henry Ford.
There will be a big labor rally in DC this weekend. Estimates -- which could be optimistic -- have somewhere in the neighborhood of 175,000 people showing up. For the record, that's about double what Beck's rally turned out. So the big question is, if the numbers dwarf the teabaggers, will the media give a crap?
Punditry holds an "Ideas Festival." The result: are you kidding? No ideas.
Only Communists eat their vegetables.
Finally, Joe the Plumber, the Eagle Forum, and Tea Party activists come out in defense of inhumane treatment of dogs in puppy mills in Missouri. You heard that right: anti-puppy patriots. They're all against a referendum that would shut down abusive puppy mills in Missouri, which has the second worst conditions in the nation. "This radical animal rights organization is using the referendum process to slowly, systematically eliminate food production in the United States," says Samuel "Joe the Plumber" Wurzelhoopy. What "radical animal rights organization" is Winklebacher talking about? The Humane Society of the United States.
