Rick Perry is caught on film being a secret Muslim terr'ist from Kenya plotting to overthrow the United States though communism. You wonder if that'll hurt him in the big debate tonight.
Bill Clinton speaks about the Troy Davis execution. Encapsulated, if you're in such a hurry to execute that you can't even be bothered to look a DNA evidence, you're doing it wrong. It's kind of important to be absolutely certain you've got the right guy.
John Boehner pretends that people in his caucus listen to him.
More evidence that Rick Perry's "Texas miracle" hurts more than helps; the vast, vast majority of all those jobs created in Texas went to undocumented immigrants.
Letting the conservative victim card cool off for a moment, Republican Rep. Joe Walsh plays the race card instead.
Rick Perry's Florida campaign co-chair thinks gays cause tornadoes. Remember, human-caused global warming is a ridiculous notion, but crazy-assed BS like this is serious thinking.
Deranged hobo Sarah Palin asks people if they have any spare change.
Finally, Mittens takes to twitter to prove he eats sandwiches. You think I'm kidding. I'm not.
