News Roundup for 2/28/12

Hot, horny coeds

-Headline of the Day-
"Sex-Crazed Co-Eds Going Broke Buying Birth Control, Student Tells Pelosi Hearing Touting Freebie Mandate."

Craig Bannister of the wingnut CNSNews is outraged to learn that people in college have sex. He found out that a student at a birth control coverage hearing complained about the high cost of contraception. This was terrible.

"Apparently, four out of every ten co-eds are having so much sex that it’s hard to make ends meet if they have to pay for their own contraception, [Georgetown law student Sandra] Fluke’s research shows," he writes. Yeah, because the more sex you have, the more birth control pills you have to buy. That's the way it works, right?

Bannister clearly can't be bothered to learn all this lady stuff. But he does come to two conclusions. "1. If these women want to have sex, we shouldn't be forced to pay for it," he writes, "and 2. If these co-eds really are this guy crazy, I should've gone to law school."

You're not seeing the contradiction there, Craig? You want to bang some co-eds and complain about all the money they spend on birth control.

Craig Bannister, ladies and gentlemen, America's stupidest man. (CNSNews)


-Super PAChyderms-




Now have him say something while you drink a glass of water. (McClatchy)


-Bonus HotD-
"Infographic: The idea of a climate change hoax makes no $)%*@ sense."


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Any questions? (Grist)