Rove makes an appearance on The Colbert Report
-Headline of the Day-
"Karl Rove: Bin Laden killing was no biggie."
Republicans just can't let President Obama have nice things. If Obama does something, then it's automatically terrible -- unless you can't possibly spin it that way. In that case, it's trivial.
Karl Rove proved that today in an op-ed for the Wall Street Journal. In it, Rove uses a 17-minute Obama campaign web movie to point out that the president is just God awful -- unlike that fella Karl served under.
Anyway, Karl's biggest challenge was making the death of Osama bin Laden seem like one of those not-automatically-terrible-so-it-must-be-trivial things and he hit kind of a dead end. There's no way he could do it. Scratch that; there's no way he could do it honestly. This is Karl Rove here, so he quickly overcame this problem.
"As for the killing of Osama bin Laden, Mr. Obama did what virtually any commander in chief would have done in the same situation," Karl writes. "Even President Bill Clinton says in the film 'that’s the call I would have made.' For this to be portrayed as the epic achievement of the first term tells you how bare the White House cupboards are."
Tiny little bit of a problem here: that's not exactly what Clinton said. What Bill said was, "He took the harder and the more honorable path. When I saw what had happened, I thought to myself, 'I hope that’s the call I would have made.'" Contrary to what Karl wants you to believe, Bill's not saying it was an easy decision anyone would've made, he's saying it was a hard decision.
And would Karl's boss have made that call? Here's GWB on the subject: "I truly am not that concerned about [Osama bin Laden]. I am deeply concerned about Iraq... I really just don’t spend that much time on him, to be honest with you."
So I'm going to go out on a limb and say no. (Plum Line)
-The Distracto DeVille Deluxe-
"Guess it's back to calling women sluts, then." (McClatchy)
-Bonus HotD-
"Ann Coulter Says It Is Now Time To ‘Go After’ The Obama Children."
Ann who?
Oh yeah... She's that one woman who used to say deliberately offensive things for a living. The troll lady... You know...
Man, I thought she'd be insane and homeless by now. I guess I was half right. (Wonkette)
