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Thursday, October 06, 2011

News Roundup for 10/6/11

Gloria Swanson as Norma Desmond
Sarah Palin


-Headline of the day-
"Palin: Already Almost Forgotten."

When Sarah Palin announced she wouldn't seek the GOP nomination for presidency, she said she wasn't going away, but that she would "continue driving the discussion for freedom and free markets."

To which former Bush speechwriter David Frum answers, "Um, probably not."

"Sarah Palin’s political voice had dwindled well before she announced her decision not to run," he continues. "Now it will sink altogether into inaudibility. She will be no kind of force in future national discussions. She will have no sway over party debates. She will retain some starpower for a little while longer. She may for another cycle or two be able to help certain candidates for certain political offices raise some money. Even that will fade within two more years or four. Her political career was brief, bizarre, and sordid. But now at least it is definitively finished."

Seriously, this whole post is great. It's like an obituary written by someone who didn't like the deceased very much and wanted to get one last good whack in before they started shoveling in the dirt. He says she was a phony who was "never even a very good con artist" and that the people who fell for her bullshit were "people who passionately wished to be fooled."

Sure, she'll pop up occasionally, but for the most part she'll sit in the green room with people like Glenn Beck and Ann Coulter, waiting for the calls for an encore that never come. I like to imagine her as a sort of political Norma Desmond (look it up, kids), rattling around a decaying mansion in the end, waiting for past glories to come again and keeping an eye on the Behring Strait through a big spyglass, in the event that Vladimir Putin pops his head up. There he is! It's Putin! Max! Max! Call Fox News! I'm ready for my live feed, Mr. Hannity!

However it ends up, it's over. Those fifteen minutes are finally up. Everything from here on out is epilogue. (FrumForum)


-Cartoon time with Mark Fiore-
Hey kids, President Obama's here and he's going to tell us all about fighting terr'ism! Yay!


Click for animation


In the words of the great Walt Kelly, "We have met the enemy and he is us." (MarkFiore.com)


-Bonus HotD-
"Sarah Palin's Die Hard Supporters 'Stunned,' 'Disappointed.'"

Wow. You mean both of them? (ABC News)
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Tuesday, August 16, 2011

News Roundup for 8/16/11

Nuclear explosion
Rick Perry's presidential campaign


-Headline of the Day-
"Rick Perry will self-destruct within 30 days."

Liberal pundit Brent Budowsky predicts that the wide-open spaces between Rick Perry's ears will bring that candidate down within a month. I'm not willing to bet the farm on that, but if today is any indication, Rick's not going to have an easy time. First he suggests that Ben Bernanke should be shot or hung or beheaded or something (how do the execute traitors these days?), then he won't say whether or not he believes President Obama loves America.

This stuff may fly to the teabag crowd, but 14% support isn't going to win anybody any elections.

"I can think of several nations Rick Perry is fit to lead, but the United States of America is not one of them," Budowsky says. "With his latest comments, perhaps Rick Perry wants to be the running mate of Vladimir Putin in the coming Russian election."

Nice thought, but I doubt Putin would put up with him. (The Hill)


-Michele Bachmann, rhetorical genius-
Michele Bachmann celebrates Elvis Presley's birthday today. Yay!



There's one tiny little detail that sort of throws a monkeywrench into the whole celebration though -- it's not Elvis's birthday, it's the 34th anniversary of his death.

Party on! (Politico)


-Bonus HotD-
"Whole Foods Tangled In Anti-Islam Flap Over Ramadan Promotion."

The grocer acknowledges that a holiday exists, which is the first step toward totalitarian Sharia law!

Freak out! FREAK OUT!! (Talking Points Memo)
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