Creative parking alternatives for today's asshole on the go
-It's an owtraige!-
Mitt Romney gets his picture taken with an idiot and her sign in S. Carolina.
The sign, which reads, "NO TO OBAMA OSAMA AND CHELSEA'S MOMA," is such a hoot that Mitt has to hold it up so everyone can get a snapshot of it.
Golly, them conservatives and their comparisons of Democrats to terrorists. What a knee slapper. Although, some wondered what the hell a 'moma' was when it was spelled right. Republicans and education, folks. They go together like whipped cream and onions, as this Bush war supporter proves:
In related news, the Republican Party announced that it now also hates other vaguely Osama-like names such as Yokohama, Omaha, and the Bahamas. Although a spokesperson admits they can't spell a single one of these despised names. (TMZ.com)
-Is it news if everyone saw it coming?-
Exactly one day after last making my roundup, Lindsey Lohan is in the news again for being goofy in public. Already on probation for a drunk driving offense involving a crash, Lohan was arrested again on suspicion of drunken driving and cocaine possession yesterday. She'd just been released from a 45 day stint in rehab. The story comes with celebrity mug shot fun:
Police responded to a call from the mother of Lohan's personal assistant, complaing she was being chased by an SUV. Police discovered the driver of truck was Lohan. "(Lohan) was trying to catch the mother of her personal assistant. Why she was trying to catch her, we don't know," a police spokesperson said. "The mother was afraid ... She wasn't quite sure what was going on, so she called the police because she wanted to make sure everything would be OK." Lohan failed a field sobriety test, blowing 0.12. Police also found a bag of cocaine in her pocket.
According to the report, "Lohan was booked on suspicion of drunken driving, possession of cocaine, bringing a controlled substance into custody and driving on a suspended license." In a statement her lawyer said Lohan suffered a relapse after leaving rehab -- adding that water's wet, wood burns, and the stars at night are big and bright deep in the heart of Texas. Kids these days and their crazy attorneys. (Reuters)
-And finishing a post with too many images is...-
...a website who's name can't go without comment. Youparklikeanasshole.com is a gallery of photos of cars that have been parked by assholes or by people who park like assholes.
Then there's the guy who got proactive about asshole parking:
Check them all out. (youparklikeanasshole.com, via reddit)
