I'll take an order of fries and a big ol' smokin' McHole in my thigh...
-A fine, upstanding citizen-
O.J. Simpson was busted breaking into a Las Vegas hotel room today. According to the report, "Simpson told The Associated Press an auction house owner called him several weeks ago to say some collectors 'have a lot of your stuff and they don't want anyone to know they are selling it.'" So Simpson, being the good decision maker that he is, decided to break in to get the stuff.
Simpson called it a "sting operation," the law calls it "burglary." He was released as a suspect and told not to leave town. Looks like the search for the "real killers" will be put on hold. (AP)
-Headline of the day-
"Defying Bush And Cheney, White House Science Adviser Acknowledges Man-Made Warming Is A Fact." Future headline, "White House Science Adviser John Marburger to Retire to Spend More Time with His Family." (Think Progress)
-That's why they call them "gangbangers"-
A 17 year old kid from Pittsburgh shot himself in the leg at a local Mcdonald's. According to the report, "The boy was fiddling with the .25-caliber pistol tucked in his waistband when it fired, wounding him in the upper thigh shortly before 9 p.m. Wednesday, city police Sgt. William Gorman said."
The kid was taken to Mercy Hospital, were he was declared in good condition. He's charged with illegal possession of a firearm, since he's underage. In a statement, the NRA commented, "If the boy's thigh had been armed, this tragedy might've been avoided." (AP)
