Entirely accurate depiction of typical FOX News viewer
-Headline of the day-
"Fox News shut out again at Obama press conference."
In the most recent press conference, FOX News wasn't called on to ask a question. In fact, Fishbowl DC reports that this gives them a perfect record -- 0-5. In five pressers since the election, FOX hasn't been called on once. Golly, could stuff like this have something to do with that?
I suppose that wouldn't be surprising, but I have a different theory; Obama's sparing their correspondent embarrassment. After eight years of asking Bush questions like "Why are you so awesome?" and "Would you autograph my butt?" these guys have no idea what to ask. (Think Progress)
-Cartoon time with Mark Fiore-
Hey Kids! Do you want socialism or capitalism? If you're a big corporate suit, you don't have to decide!
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It's the Free Market Clapper! Keen! (MarkFiore.com)
-Huzzah for al Qaeda!-
Stumping for Saxby Chambliss in the Georgian runoff senate election, Sarah Palin stoked up a Republican crowd that had apparently been driven insane by the election of Barack Obama. According to the report, Caribou Barbie told them "fellow soldiers, they're down at Fort Benning graduating from boot camp and then on Sept. 11 beat the road to Iraq." Don't worry, I've read it a few times and it doesn't make any sense. It's just your typical Palin wordslaw.
Anyhoo, the report tells us the crowd cheered "not at the word soldiers -- but at Sept. 11." Whoo-hoo! Yippee for 9/11!
Who knew that Republican voters would be such poor losers that they'd actually switch teams in the Global War on Terror?
Gee Sarah, but we haven't missed you. (Raw Story)
