Stories to Watch: 5/24/12

A NYC public school will teach kids Arabic. It goes without saying that this is the worst thing ever!


Rightwing "historian" David Barton takes a break from getting history all fucked up, allowing him to get the present all fucked up.


The Democratic Governors Association moves another $1 million into the Wisconsin recall race.


Also in recall news: the John Doe investigation into the Walker administration has conservatives terrified.


The military-industrial complex's War on Journalism.


The rightwing blogosphere's Bullshit Freakout of the Day.


Hey, remember how Lehman Brothers melted down after a boneheaded gambling scheme sunk the US economy? Yeah, the SEC is totally cool with that.


Grover Norquist's idea of a walk-back could use a lot of work.


Confirmation of things you already know: it's going to be a close election, with Obama likely to win.


Finally, when fifteen minutes of fame results in fifteen minutes worth of money.

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News Roundup for 3/15/12

PA Gov. Tom Corbett

-Headline of the Day-
"Dems Hammer PA Governor Over Ultrasound Comments."

Let's go straight to the money shot on this one: "I don’t know how you make anybody watch. You just have to close your eyes."

That's Pennsylvania Governor Tom Corbett, who is both a Republican and a famous Space Cadet. What Cadet Tom is talking about here is Pennsylvania's ultrasound bill, which would force women to undergo an unnecessary procedure (at heir own expense) in order to get an abortion.

See, the thinking behind ultrasound bills is pretty simple: women are stupid. Women get abortions because they have absolutely no idea what's up in there. So, if you show them a picture of it, maybe they won't have an abortion.

"If you’re a woman who opposes mandatory ultrasounds, Republican Pennsylvania Governor Tom Corbett has a suggestion for you: ‘You just have to close your eyes,’" writes the Democratic Governors Association. "‘Close your eyes?’ Does Governor Corbett have no shame?"

He's a Republican. Since when have they known shame? (Talking Points Memo)


-More ultrasound ultra-fun-



Remember ladies, having government poke around in your uterus is liberty! (Truthdig)


-Bonus HotD-
"At NCAA Tournament, Southern Miss Band Chants ‘Where’s Your Green Card?’ At Hispanic Kansas State Player."

Because they're classy like that. (ThinkProgress, with video)