Mittens steals a child for his unholy Mormon rites
-Headline of the day-
"Romney condemns Russia’s 'willingness to act militarily against a sovereign nation.'"
That's be former Presidential hopeful and current shortlister for McCain running mate Willard "Mitt" Romney. Do I need to add that Romney's an enthusiatic fan of the invasion of Iraq?
I Didn't think so.
Oh Mittens, comedians have missed you so... (Think Progress)
-We all look alike to them-
Racist Chinese mistake goofy-looking white roundeyed Gold Medal winning swimmer Steve Parry, now a commentator for the BBC, for goofy-looking white roundeyed Gold Medal winning swimmer Michael Phelps. In fact, a whole crowd of them do.
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Someone's not going to have any trouble finding a date in Beijing...
Of course, none of these people understand a damned word he's saying, which makes the constant repetition of the words "Michael Phelps" a little counterproductive. I lost track of how many times he said it.
Why, it's almost like he's trying to confuse the crowd to get a screwy news story. He wouldn't do that, would he?
The BBC, ladies and gentleman, picking up on the worst impulses of the American news media. (Gawker)
-Bonus [reddit] HotD-
"Breaking: Joe Lieberman's neck, if I can get ahold of him. This asshole (Gore's 2000 VP) is speaking at the Republican convention. Up yours, Joe."
Confirmed prick Sen. Joe Lieberman will polish and kiss John McCain's ass on national TV. Scheduled to speak at the Republican National Convention, Joementum is widely expected to tell us that invading Iraq was the smartest thing any nation ever did and that we should all vote for John McCain.
Consider the wisdom of the former assessment when weighing the wisdom of the latter.
Up yours indeed, Joe Lieberman. Up yours indeed... (reddit, story at OpenLeft)
