Any of McCain's policy positions
-Headline of the day-
"McCain Issues A Challenge: 'Nobody Can Name' An Issue I Have Flip-Flopped On."
That's right, the guy who flops around like a fish in a boat thinks no one can come up with a reversal. The Center for American Progress, never being ones to shy away from an unchallenging challenge, have come up with the "Flip-Flop document," which lists 42 positions on which Baghdad Johnny has reversed.
The most recent and high-profile one would be "Drill, baby, drill." McCain previously opposed offshore drilling. As Al Franken used to say, "Flippity. Floppity. Floooooo..."
C'mon, John. If you're going start offering these little parlor games, at least make them hard. (Think Progress)
-Cartoon time with Mark Fiore!-
Hey kids! Want to know what the world would be like without the elites? Then let R.G. Lardbottom show you!
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All them smart, edjumacated folks -- all elitists. Democracy means the lowest common denominator... Oops, big fancy $5 dollar words there... salt of the Earth types rule!
Yee-freakin'-hah! Now pull my finger... (MarkFiore.com)
-Bonus HotD-
"Carter: Palin unfit for my tiara and lasso."
No, not Jimmy Carter, who only owns a tiara, but Lynda Carter, star of the '70s TV show Wonder Woman. on claims that McCain veepee Sarah Palin is a Wonder Woman.
"Don’t get me started," Carter said. "She’s the anti-Wonder Woman. She’s judgmental and dictatorial, telling people how they’ve got to live their lives. And a superior religious self-righteousness … that’s just not what Wonder Woman is about. Hillary Clinton is a lot more like Wonder Woman than Mrs. Palin. She did it all, didn’t she?" The words "oppressive" and "bullshit" were used.
I think a nearly-forgotten schoolboy crush is back. Unfortunately, Carter didn't explain what was up with Wonder Woman's invisible plane. I mean, you can see the pilot sitting in it... WTF? (Good As You Are)
