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Wednesday, March 17, 2010

News Roundup for 3/17/10

Little girl in wheelchair
Hey kid, no free rides!

-Headline of the day-
"Nice Wealthy Ohio Teabagger Will Pay For Man’s Parkinson’s! (UGH)"

Who says teabaggers are all about hating Obama? They're about hating people with Parkinson's, too!

..and greed and selfishness and stupid, mindless anger.

Real fucking patriots, those teabaggers. (Wonkette)

-Who the hell is this "Thomas Jefferson" guy?-
I'm unable to adequately express the absurdity of the new Texas textbook standards and what they mean for American schools. Luckily, Stephen Colbert has the skills:

The Colbert ReportMon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c
I's on Edjukashun - Texas School Board - Eric Foner
Colbert Report Full EpisodesPolitical HumorHealth Care reform

No reference to hero of the American Revolution, third President of the United States, and author of the Declaration of Independence... Because conservatives love America that much.

Of course, now we'll raise a generation of dipshits, but I'm sure there won't be any problem with that. (Comedy Central, via Raw Story)

-Happy St. Paddy's!-
You have to wear green today, listen to this, get hammered, and dance around without moving your arms.

It's in the Constitution. Look it up. (

-Station note-
No morning post tomorrow, because I've got to play lumberjack and trim back a tree in my mom's backyard. I'd do it this weekend, but that's already taken because I'm going to help a buddy move.

I might just be too helpful for my own good... (My Life)

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