When it comes to the military, conservatives are Very Serious People, right? That's why the House's day was spent banning same-sex weddings on military bases and making sure the Pentagon gets more money than it wants, by cutting things like food stamps and Medicaid.
Good news! The world doesn't end in 2012 after all. Go ahead and eat your hoarded canned goods.
Sheriff Joe Arpaio's got some deep, deep trouble with the Justice Department over prisoner abuse. This makes the people at Fox News sad.
But seriously, the charges against Arpaio are really, really bad. Like, police state bad. If even a fraction of these are true, the guy's a fucking monster.
Mittens old classmates do not remember him fondly. Words and phrases that pop to their minds: "really negative memories," "evil," and "like Lord of the Flies."
Neocons in the military are much, much worse than you'd imagined.
Finally, it's always fun to tear apart that hack Jonah Goldberg. Alex Pareene does it especially well.
